How old are you? If you're 13+, chances you're not unfamiliar with the idea of *love*. Speaking of love, chances are you also think immediately of boy-girl/man-woman love. If you do (and I'm sure you will), chances also are that you'll think of, well, sex. Come on, I know you do. Admit it. We're human, it's normal. And in this day and age when everywhere, at every hour, on every tv channel / newspaper / magazine you can find either a movie, commercial, ads, story... that associate love with sex - great love with great sex that is - in order to attract your attention, you must have been living in a cave to not have the idea engraved in your mind. So, the whole point is, in short, our minds are all corrupted. Heaven saves us!

Don't believe me? Don't want to? Can't accept the shocking truth? Well here's a test for you so you can't complain anymore. Look at the picture below. Closely.



What do you see? I bet all the dong in my pocket at the moment that like 98% percent of Earth population, you're seeing an intimate couple in a physical act of love. And that just proved that your mind is corrupted all the way to your basic instinct. But why?

Here's the answer. Take your 4 year old son/daughter/brother/sister/cousin, any kid will do. No no don't worry. Unlike you I have no intention of polluting their souls. Just let them see the pictures and ask what they saw.

Right, nine dolphins. That's because they're children and haven't been *adulterized* by the culture we created. At least not yet. Protect them, will you?

And if after reading all this you still can't find the dolphins, I have nothing more to say. Hopefully they will treat you nicely in hell.